Masculine Traits:

1. [ ] You have a penis.

2. [/] You would prefer having a penis. (only when I am camping and need to pee come on I have squated its not easy man)

3. [x] You don't wear makeup.

4. [ ] You love sports. (according to alot of people professonal wrestling doesn't count)

5. [ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE. (COD SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS)

6. [x] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard ect. (monty is a big one from me as well as others but monty is more nerd to some)

7. [ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.

8. [x] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child. (Well no freaking duh who didn't want to be a ninja if you didn't you are messed in the head)

9. [x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books. (um I need a good plot with my action I am picky and have you met my wolverine collection lol)

10. [x] You like violent music. (you need to let out the rage man and thats what works for me darling)

11. [x] You don't care how you smell. (eh why I am home 24/7 so why though when I get really itchy its time to showe and change clothes

12. [x] You look up to male role-models. (yes there are good male role models wolverine werid al um some others)

13. [/] You can relate to guy logic. (Depends on it but there is some I get)

14. [x] You speak man, as in tools, cars, ect. (cars due to top gear tools because mom and step dad use them and I would read the mannuls when I am bored)

15. [x] You like baggy clothes. (oh god yes baggy shirts pants socks lol I like them its comfy cool and they bloody fit man)

16. [x] You like a well tailored suit. (I would love to own one man nice made one)

17. [/] You love memes. (depends on the meme I am picky

18. [] You like big dogs. (um having a deep fear of large dogs since I was like 2 and years and years of theropy and what not I can stand them barely if they get to hyper and friendly I am like frozen)

19. [x] Fedoras are cool. (oh hell yea and mom would never let me get one darn her)

20. [x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works. (if its working and I like it why should I care if it works)

21. [/] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself. (Depends on the area I mean I will be descrite in a certain area you know what I mean)

22. [x] You sit with your legs apart. (Its a freaking natural thing for me sit legs spread ish I mean I don't were skirts so why worry about it man and I am comfy darn it)

23. [x] You don't understand women. (SOME women....like um those who love twilgiht and jerseyshore and some others I think)

24. [/] You rarely cry in front of people. (in my youth I was the cry baby I was made fun of it alot and I am emotional still god yes but man I try to hold it)

25. [/] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.  (verbal whoop-ass don't count I mean piss me off hard enough you will get the venom man)

26. [x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect.  (have you met my collection that my mom holds for me)

27. [x] You hold doors for women/disabled. (everyone realy should do that man)

28. [ ] You brag about how much you can bench. (oh yea here is my bragging guys I just benched the whole bar man look at these guns)

29. [ ] You have facial/chest hair. (there is this one hair that will grow and mom plucks it and it hurts and from what I see from granny the mustache may come ahhhh nooooo)

30. [ ] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.

Total: 19


Feminine Traits

1. [x] You have a vagina. (yes and it bleeds and cramps and it hurs and is evil

2. [ ] You would prefer having a vagina. (ok minus those who are women who are born in a mans body I will not insult them but who would want one I mean one week out of the month it cramps hurting like hell and bleeds and hurts and makes tyou misserible I have never felt like the woman in those pad and tampon comercials no woman has)

3. [ ]  You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, etc. (um no I hate it)

4. [x] You wish you were thinner. (because I am sick and tired of doctors telling me my issues are gonna go poof if I lose weight listen doc if you think it will make me better give me the freaking weight loss surgery)

5. [x] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon. (I love the kingdom hearts man I do so badly)

6. [/] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect. (some times not all the time mind you)

7. [ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, etc. (glee should burn in hell for ruining rocky horror picture show and jersy shore should just die)

8. [] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.

9. [x] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. (yes wanna fight about it)

10. [/] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute. (depends on mood)

11. [x] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet. (Sad but true but every one would)

12. [x] You look up to female role-models. (sad there a lessening now a days)

13. [/] You can relate to women. (barely man )

14. [ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect. (um no no and no)

15. [ ] You like cute clothes.

16. [x] You love a nicely laced corset. (I do like the victorian and steam punk and a good corset is par for the course)

17. [x] You love to dye your hair. (I hate my natural color so YESSS))

18. [x] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. ( well duh)

19. [] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches. (ha ha )

20. [ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children. (worried about love but I have love thank you)

21. [ ] You cross your legs and have good posture.

22. [/] The male brain is a mystery. (kinda why do men only assume that a woman with a skiny wasit big boobs and a nice ass are the only ones that men think are worth dating DAMN YOU MAGAZINES MAY YOU BURN)

23. [x] You don't mind letting your feelings out. (some times its relased so badly it would be like that scene from raiders of the lost ark when they opened the ark of the covenent and the nazis faces melted)

24. [x] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet. (I have)

25. [x] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with a melon baller. (bitch you know how hard it was for me to find this man you are not having him back off bitch I have a

26. [ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.  (um since my sign is not right about me why should I think it is for others)

27. [ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath,with bubbles (ha I cant do that with my bath tub)

28. [x] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over. (yes and I love letting it out to those who messed me up )

29. [x] You love cute little animals. (how can I not)

30. [x] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.(um yea I need them so I can have my head up so I can freaking breath)

Total: 17

what did I learn I am more man than woman yet I am a woman wow shocker (not really)
hope you enjoyed this

oh and I know you dont tag with this but man I want blue and monkey and Tacoz to do this espechally BLUE